Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?” Johnny: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.” Father: “So?” Johnny: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8… … If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?” ================================== Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years...
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